Mime Massacre

Short, comedy, horror, action

6 minutes

Could the innocent art of mime become an ugly and violent reality? Following a fateful encounter as a young child, one man’s mission for vengeance on all mimes explodes in a day of mimed bloodshed.


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Screamfest LA 2006
Oct 13-22 2006

Portland International Short Short Film Festival
Oct 19-21 2006

New York City Horror Film Festival
Oct 18-22 2006

Edmonton International Film Festival
Edmonton AB, Oct 6 2006

Calgary Film Festival
Calgary AB, Sept 24 2006

SoCal Independent Film Festival
Huntington Beach, Sept 6-10 2006

Dragon*Con International Film Festival
Atlanta, Sept 1-4 2006

Winnipeg International Film Festival
June 8-11 2006 (World Premiere)


Additional screening times and locations will be posted here.


Brian King of creature-corner.com is raving about Mime Massacre's showing at Screamfest... view article

When good mimes get maimed. Mime Massacre review by Calgary's FFWD, September 2006... view article

Some loved it. Our first mime protester obviously didn't. From the Winnipeg Free Press, 15 June 2006... view article


For more info, call the Mime Massacre hotline at 604.725.8754.


scene of the massacreOne man’s lifelong mission for vengeance on all mimes leads him to the mother of all mime gatherings, “The Mime Workshop”.

Penetrating the mime lair, the Mad Man’s years of both hatred and unwitting respect for the craft of mime, culminate in an explosive moment of mayhem. With focus and clarity, the Mad Man uses the one method the mimes are powerless against, the dark side of mime. The method to the Man’s madness is revealed through a shocking faded memory from his childhood, of a disturbing encounter with a mime. This memory was the catalyst for the creation of a monster with a human soul.

The “Mime Massacre” leaves us with a highly debated question, just how powerful is the untapped human brain?... Or was it all just bullshit?



colin decker - directorI came up with the concept for the “Mime Massacre” at a comedy club one night, and shared my idea with other comics. The consensus was that the idea of killing mimes through mime, was funny.

As a filmmaker with a background in stunts, special effects and stand up comedy, I wanted to create a film that entertained and incorporated all theses skills. Really, I just wanted to kill some mimes.

I approached David Barkes, a special FX coordinator that I was working with, about the idea and he loved it. And lucky for me, aside from being talented, he’s one sick and twisted S.O.B. He thought the gags were simple enough and could easily be done on a budget. Thank God, because I’m cheap!

Many talented and warped individuals in the film community eagerly jumped on board to kill mimes. That and we told them there would be punch and pie. Sadly there was not. Although it doesn’t show, some of the mimes are actually trained in the art of mime. The old adage is, “you get what you pay for!” And I did. I paid them nothing. Thankfully everyone involved in the “Mime Massacre” found it to be a fun and hilarious project.

Jah Bless!
Colin Decker



colin decker - director

Colin Deckerwriter, director, producer, editor

Colin left his mother’s uterus three decades ago to pursue a career in film. He never looked back.

A varied career in stunts, special effects and stand-up comedy has led Colin to the goal of directing the world’s best FX and stunt laden comedic short film – EVER!

Completely devoid of ego, yet inclined to tell anyone about his second place showing at the 2005 Vancouver’s Funniest Comic With A Day Job. Colin has shot more than a dozen short films and commercials. Oh, and did he mention the award he won at the Great Canadian Commercial Contest in 2005?

Along with being a certified Final Cut Pro editor, Colin has worked on over 50 major productions in the Vancouver and Calgary film communities as a performer and in the stunt and special effects departments. More importantly, by most accounts he looks fabulous in neon green spandex.


jennifer jang - producer

Jennifer Jangproducer

Jennifer has been producing independent film and television since 2002 with a strong focus on multi-cultural and documentary projects.

Jennifer has been involved in many departments of film production since 2000. This intimate knowledge of the functions of each crew member, combined with a background in marketing and promotion, has proven to be invaluable assets in assisting with her Producer duties. In 2005 Jennifer expanded on her knowledge with support through BC Film’s Producer Internship Program. During her internship she was involved in learning every aspect of producing on numerous projects, with budgets from $1 Million - $12 Million, for film and television.

Jennifer’s body of work includes producing a feature length documentary, several short films, commercials, public service announcements, and music videos. With her creative partners at Evil Genius Creative, Jennifer was involved as a co-producer, director and camera operator on several CBC” Zed” segments. Through the CBC Mix Flicks program for multi-cultural film makers, Jennifer produced a nationally broadcast short film “Little Black Caddy”.  Jennifer is the producer of “Swimming Lessons”, starring Jodelle Ferland (“Silent Hill”, “Tideland”), with funding from the National Film Board of Canada and the British Columbia Arts Council.  Working with a team of industry veterans, Jennifer was a producer for “The Bloody Reason”, a short war film set in the Middle East; and “Mime Massacre”, an award winning short horror comedy. Jennifer’s most recent project is the documentary “The Pipe Dream”, following Canadian Olympic Half Pipe snowboarders Crispin Lipscomb and Dan Raymond on their 3 1/2 year journey to the 2006 Olympics in Turin, Italy. Documentary and sports fans at several mountain and international film festivals are currently enjoying “The Pipe Dream”.

Presently, Jennifer is collaborating on a feature length comedy/horror script, as well as the development of several documentary projects.


david barkes - executive producer, fx coordinator

David Barkesexecutive producer, fx coordinator

With almost a decade of experience in film and special effects, David ‘s endless talents have been featured in such productions as James Cameron’s “Dark Angel”, “Freddy VS. Jason”, and “Final Destination I”, to name a few. Currently David is the effects coordinator on the acclaimed CTV series, “Whistler”.

David’s lifelong passion for special effects began at a very early age. One of his first gags involved his mother’s liberated sewing machine motor and his Meccano set. His teen years saw him arrested by the police and then ejected from a rock concert for operating a butane flame thrower attached to his finger.

Some of David’s previous experiences include Jet Pilot, Search and Rescue Helicopter Pilot, Radar Air Traffic Controller, weekend Bad Boy Biker and accomplished Free Fall Skydiver. He firmly believes that “Life is not a Dress Rehearsal”.

A dedicated family man, David’s family is actively involved in many of his projects as guinea pigs and cheap child labor. His lovely wife is featured in the “Mime Massacre” as the Cheating Mother, and his son Spencer as the Mad Child. His other son Miller was in charge of making Spencer mad on set.


jason wingham - executive director

Jason Winghamexecutive producer

Jason has worked as a performer and prop maker in film, television and theatre for over 20 years. He has made Vancouver his home since 1995 and has worked on hundreds of local productions during that time.

In 2002 Jason formed Silent H Productions and began producing, writing and directing short films. Silent H Productions currently has several projects in different stages of production, including a recently completed action comedy “War is Hell”.


allan levy - composer & sound designer

Allan Levycomposer, sound designer

Allan is a Vancouver composer, musician and sound engineer. His highlight compositions for film and television include: a Leo nomination for “best original score” for “The Bug” ; the original score for “Man Feel Pain”, winner of the “Best Short Film” at the 2004 Toronto International Film Festival, and Vancouver International Film Festival; and has worked with renowned composer Danny Elfman creating music for “The Simpsons”.



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"Hilarious... there was more violence and gore in this one that put the mid-nineties 'hey let's get someone from the WB to star in our horror movie' syndrome to shame."
-Brian King, www.creature-corner.com

"An inventive mind for violence..."
-Alan Cho, FFWD

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-Mime protesters at Screamfest


Mad Man Ian Imrie
Ladder Mime Jason Wingham
Teeter Mime #1 Meghan Cooke
Teeter Mime #2 Dan Pelchat
Box Mime Matt Reimer
Dog Mime James Chutter
Juggler Mime Warren Dinwoodie
Tug ‘o War Mime #1 Chris Bradford
Tug ‘o War Mime #2 Paul Schulz
Intro Guy Colin Decker
Mad Child Spencer Barkes
Cheating Mom Michelle Barkes
Cheating Mime Colin Decker
Newscaster Umar Gordon
Man Photo Double Thomas Potter
Fire Mime David Barkes
   
Camera Operator Colin Decker
First Camera Operator Aaron Elton
Camera Operator Matt Reimer
Camera Operator Jennifer Jang
Camera Operator Warren Dinwoodie
FX Coordinator David Barkes
FX Assistant Jenn Brooks
Fire Consultant Dustin Brooks
Fire Safety Phillip Brooks
Fire Safety Colin Decker
Fire Safety Meghan Cooke
Wardrobe Heidi Wilkinson
Wardrobe Jason Wingham
Wardrobe Colin Decker
Hair and Make-Up Trisha Porter
Craft Service Jason Wingham
First Aid Jenn Brooks
Still Photographer Jennifer Jang
Publicity and Press Jennifer Jang
Creative Consultant Armen Evrensel
Sound Consultant Rusty Dunn
Grip Equipment William F. Whites


Jim and Sophie Decker
Katie Matheson
Steve McMichael
Ernest Jackson
Jonathan Eric Tyrell
Paul Pat
Tom Blacklock
Suzy Milka
Nicola Ryall
Nik Svab
Lance Peverley
Peter Alexander
Michael Alderking

[It's all happy clouds.]



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